Monday, April 26, 2004

DVD Review: Tim Burton's BIG FISH


Now out on the popular DVD format: 

BIG FISH (Dir. Tim Burton, 2003)




While this movie is being touted in its trailers as “from the imagination of Tim Burton” it should be noted that it was adapted by screenwriter John August from the book by Chapel Hill native Daniel Wallace, and it was originally developed as a project by Steven Spielberg. 

Edward Bloom (Albert Finney) amuses everyone with his elaborate tall tales except for his son Will (Billy Crudup).

As his father is most certainly on his death bed, Crudup is struggling for some truth for once and attempts to sort out the reality from the fantasy.

Apart from the storybook fantasy sequences, one of the best things the movie has going for it is the casting of Ewan McGregor as the young Edward. Particularly effective because McGregor looks almost exactly like Finney did when he was younger. Take a look at TOM JONES (1963) if you don’t believe me.

What keeps this movie from truly being a classic is some of the hazy plot threads and the less than fully fleshed out characters. Poet Norther Winslow (Steve Buscemi) seems like he was created just for a reason for Buscemi to lend his punchy prescence, Helen Bonham Carter plays two underdeveloped roles which may be the same character - I'm not sure, and the choice of a unaffecting Pearl Jam song to end the proceedings with doesn't help either.

That said this is still a fine film and only persnickety film geeks like me would harp on such matters. The real emotion displayed here (especially in the last half hour) wins over even the most cynical critic, and I have a distinct feeling that time will be good to this elaborate tall tale.
Danny Devito, Jessica Lange, and Robert Gulliaume round out the cast. 

Special Features: A disappointing commentary in which Burton is interviewed by some British guy who wrote a book on Burton (Burton On Burton) on top of the movie instead of a preferred straight Burton talking directly about the action on screen. Nevertheless it provides some insights, but the featurettes are pretty inessential and the trivia game is...well I didn't even check it out, I mean who puts a DVD in the player to play some damn trivia game?!!? I sure as Hell don't.

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Thursday, April 22, 2004

Happy Birthday Jack Nicholson!



Today is legend Jack Nicholson’s birthday so let’s celebrate with an all Jack edition of Listomania here at Film Babble Blog. 

Nicholson’s latest film SOMETHING’S GOTTA GIVE just dropped on DVD, but I bet you’d like to know what I rank as his Top 10 movies. We’ll lemme tell you:

TOP 10 GREAT JACK NICHOLSON MOVIES:



1. CHINATOWN (Dir. Roman Polanski, 1974)

2. ABOUT SCHMIDT (Dir. Alexander Payner, 2002)

3. ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO’S NEST (Dir. Milos Forman, 1975)

4. FIVE EASY PIECES (Dir. Bob Rafelson, 1970)

5. CARNAL KNOWLEDGE (Dir. Mike Nichols, 1971)

6. EASY RIDER (Dir. Dennis Hopper, 1969)

7. THE SHINING (Dir. Stanley Kubrick, 1980)

8. A FEW GOOD MEN (Dir. Rob Reiner, 1992)

9. THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK (Dir. George Miller, 1987)


10. THE LAST DETAIL (Dir. Hal Ashby, 1973)

FIVE GREAT JACK LINES:



1. “You can’t handle the truth!”: A FEW GOOD MEN

2. “Here’s Johnny!”: THE SHINING

3. “I am the motherfuckin’ shore patrol!”: THE LAST DETAIL

4. 
“When GOD makes mistakes, they call it... nature. So whaddya think? Women... a mistake... or DID HE DO IT TO US ON PURPOSE?”: THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK

5. TIE: 
“You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?”/ “Where does he get those wonderful toys?”: BATMAN

5 FAIR JACK MOVIES:


1. AS GOOD AS IT GETS (Dir. James L. Brooks, 1997)

2. WOLF (Dir. Mike Nichols, 1994)

3. THE TWO JAKES (Dir. Jack Nicholson, 1990) The Nicholson-directed follow-up to his #1 movie only fair? It happened.

4. MISSOURI BREAKS (Dir. Arthur Penn, 1978)

5. HEARTBURN (Dir. Mike Nichols, 1986)

5 JACK FLOPS:



1. ANGER MANAGEMENT (Dir. Peter Segal, 2003)

2. BLOOD AND WINE (Dir. Bob Rafelson, 1996)

3. GOIN’ SOUTH (Dir. Jack Nicholson, 1978)

4. MAN TROUBLE (Dir. Bob Rafelson, 1992)

5. HOFFA (Dir. Danny Devito, 1992)

WEIRDEST JACK ROLE: TOMMY (Dir. Ken Russell, 1975)

MOST INSPIRED JACK CASTING: 
BATMAN (Dir. Tim Burton, 1989): The Joker? I mean, come on! 

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Sunday, April 18, 2004

The Top 10 Sequels To Movies That Weren't Any Good In The First Place




The current theatrical release of the sequel THE WHOLE TEN YARDS has baffled critics all over. I mean did anyone really like the original THE WHOLE NINE YARDS? 

A search on Rottentomatoes.com confirms that the original reviews of the Bruce Willis/Matthew Perry comedy directed by Jonathan Lynn were the definition of mixed: the consensus was : “Despite a charming cast, THE WHOLE NINE YARDS could only tickle half of the critics' funny bones. The other half thought it an underwelming, depressing sitcom.” The box office wasn't spectacular either - it did modestly well but was far from what you'd call a smash hit. So why the Hell do we have a sequel?!!?

Beats me. The idea of a sequel to a bad movie never fails to floor me, especially if the first one was a critical and financial flop. And one that has no traces of a cult following that I can see.

So that got me thinking about what were:

THE TOP TEN SEQUELS TO MOVIES THAT WEREN'T ANY GOOD TO BEGIN WITH:  

1. SCOOBY DOO 2: MONSTERS UNLEASHED (Dir. Raja Gosnell, 2004)

2. THE MUMMY RETURNS (Dir. Stephen Sommers, 2001)

3. LOOKING WHO'S TALKING TOO (Dir. Amy Heckerling, 1990)

4. LARA CROFT TOMB RAIDER: THE CRADLE OF LIFE (Dir. Jan de Bont, 2003) 

5. WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S II (Dir. Robert Klane, 1993)
Yeah, this one really deserved a Roman numeral.

6. I STILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER
 (Dir. Danny Cannon, 1998)


7. SCARY MOVIE 2 (Dir. Keenan Ivory Wayans, 2001)

8. 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS (Dir. John Singleton, 2003)

9. MEATBALLS PART II (Dir. Ken Wiederhorn, 1984)

10. ANALYSE THAT (Dir. Harold Ramis, 2002): 

Although I disliked both THIS and THAT I would like them to make a third one just so they could call it GO ANALYSE YOURSELF ALREADY!

To end on a positive note - my favorite bad sequel title ever is: BREAKIN' 2 - ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

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